24 June, 2017

saturday night party time

old marrieds:

we were supposed to go out for a dinner and a movie. seemed like *so* much work. so not doing that. nope.

moi: can we puhleeeze order a shitty pizza for dinner?

mr. monkey: yes.

moi: awesome! i'm going to get drunk now!


smut update:

smut writing is my most favourite thing in my life right now, bar none. (ok, that video with the baby elephant chasing the geese was pretty high up there but not quite right at the top. also: baby hippos. also, reading this. but other than that, writing smut is something i look forward to all the time, think about all the time, come up with ideas all the time, talk about all the time, etc.)





at any rate, i finished writing the first book. almost finished the second. am knee-deep in the third. am terrified what will happen when the stories in my head stop, when i've emptied all that is in there and i am left alone with my big ole empty head. but for now: reading and writing and clumsy baby elephants!

2 comments:

Zhoen said...

This had me in happy tears.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/davidmack/dad-in-chief?utm_term=.cyjZBVMea#.goMYp5Ey2

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