mr. monkey: she's up there! what a bitch!
moi: maybe it's a he! what a dick!
mr. m: i can SEE her!
moi: or him! what an asshole!
small things continue to rain down... right into the damn pool.
moi: what is it DOING up there?
mr. m: you've seen squirrels throw nuts down from trees before.
moi: well, yes, but this is a palm tree. (helpfully turning to the squirrel) HEY RETARD! IT'S A FUCKING PALM TREE!
edit:: yes. i realised later - coconuts. but it's not that kind of palm tree.