01 May, 2016

not the dalai lama quite yet

in case you're worried i'm well on my way to becoming too fucking nice, here's an exchange i had with myself just now:

bringing my toes to the window to look at my paint job.

moi: wow. you did a supremely shitty job on those nails. what are you, blind?

moi: yeah. i am blind. and if you weren't deaf and stupid, you'd know that!

5 comments:

Zhoen said...

I'm often a deaf, blind idiot, especially at work. I'm much nicer at home.

Crusty Juggler said...

Doesn't count! You're being unkind to yourself. Stop that.

polish chick said...

zh - mine comes and goes all over the place.

cj - now, now, it was entirely a jocular exchange. i promise you that nobody's feelings were hurt!

Crusty Juggler said...

It's not that I wasn't amused, but I totally expect you to remain being able to be mean to yourself, so it's not proof that you aren't being too nice to others. I've had to much wine this afternoon, but you know what I mean.

Tom said...

But then, one doesn't know what the Dalai Lama says to his mirror reflection - in private.