a: food police are among the most obnoxious people on the planet. i think i'll go get a bacon cheeseburger.
b: are they second to "fatass americans who don't care what kind of pink slime they put in their gross bodies, or who (are) making massive fortunes at the expense of the country's health (system) due to a serious lack of regulation"?
nobody is "policing" what you eat you enormous man baby.
i think imma call everyone i meet today "you enormous man baby" because it's kinda awesome. also, i'm really craving a cheeseburger now.