09 March, 2016

beige...trois

looks like a realtor got drunk on malibu rum and started playing with the thesaurus:


The red brick exterior of the house exhibits a cool entrance to visitors

High ceiling and a warm color adds taste to the house

The mix of paint in the walls give the dining room area a feeling of texture

The master bedroom offers spacious luxury, with a soft sheen of paint


nothing like the soft sheen of paint to add taste while exhibiting a feeling of texture...or something.

7 comments:

Zhoen said...

Someone need to tell them a Real Estate license is not the same as a literary license. Delusions of poetry.

Zhoen said...

needs. I can't type some days.

Lucy said...

He is on fire! (Or she)

Tom said...

Wish he (or she) was!

polish chick said...

amen to all of you! your soft sheen of wit brings a taste of texture to this here blog!

Lucy said...

And isn't it just amazing that there's PAINT on the walls?! Imagine that, I thought they mostly still used a wash of dilute cow dung - oh no, that's what they're writing.

polish chick said...

not just paint, lucy: the soft sheen of paint. clearly, you just don't get it.