09 February, 2016

singing songs for solitary sturgeon

you know that moment when you're so tired of looking at a real estate website that you start making up songs that make fun of the houses you're looking at and serenading them in a falsetto? no? so it's just me, then?

some of my songs got a little political...

4 comments:

Zhoen said...

"These old houses... why are they weird? These new houses, and all the beige. Where does that door go? Why is the staircase there? Are there any closets? We couldn't live here."

Free verse, add an old Sinatra-type tune. I don't get the falsetto, just a meandering crooner. I still get dreams of having to find an apartment, when I start to wake up, I am struggling to get back the House.

polish chick said...

zhoen - jesus! you get it! you really, really do!!!

Zhoen said...

I'm not the only one, either.

http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.com

polish chick said...

http://www.har.com/7702-carl-road-ext/sale_62684249

i sort of want to know what happened here, but i also sort of really really don't.