i gave my oldest two kids a sort of velcro-based dartboard type toy for christmas. you toss these vaguely sperm-like balls at a spiderweb and because it's velcro instead of darts, nobody gets hurt...much.
my oldest nephew immediately fell in love with it and started tossing the balls in a manner that three year olds accomplish such feats: badly.
this is the conversation i had with my sister (and myself):
sister-in-law: this is perfect! he loves throwing!
moi (in my head): he's not very good at it.
moi (still in my head): granted, he is three....
moi (thankfully still in my head): but he really sucks.