mr. monkey and i were working on a piece of translation for someone (long story, makes me stabby, let's not get into it) and when we finished he asked me to check the email he was sending to this person. when i sat down at his computer (gmail), i had to teach him about the hangouts chat box on the sidebar, and it was then i noticed he has 655 unread emails.
moi: how can you do that? how can you have so many unread emails?!!
mr. m: (defensively) i don't spend every waking hour on social media!
moi: but it's disgusting!
mr. m: not really.
moi: yes! it's a matter of hygiene!
mr. m: well then, i guess i'm filthy!
moi: yes! you have a filthy inbox!