20 February, 2015

too much information? i'd best not run for office anytime soon...

having consulted the interwebs, i have just schmeared some banana peel poultice on my butthole. yes, interwebs, you need to know that i have hemorrhoids and apparently banana peel helps. i'll keep you posted. science? i blow raspberries in the face of science! gimme homegrown grandma remedies anytime! and if it's food related, i'm all the more interested. chocolate chip cookie crumbs for inner ear infections? hells yeah! peanut butter for psoriasis? yes, please! bleu cheese and pear mousse for tennis elbow? i do believe i shall try it!

added bonus - you get to holler, i can't hear you! i have a banana in my butt!

so yeah. that.

have a grand weekend, poultries. i wish you smooth anal walls. it is a gift that keeps on giving.



5 comments:

Cthulku said...

Hold on a sec, I thought that the idea was to _eat_ the bananas. You know, for fiber and such.

I guess that I learned something today. Happy butthole health to you and yours!

polish chick said...

yeah, i always do get the orifices mixed up. makes for awkward business lunches, let me tell ya!

Crusty Juggler said...

(_!_) :-(

Lucy said...

There was a thing ages ago about tour de France cyclists sticking bananas down (the back of) their shorts to smooth their passage. About the same time there was a new yoghurt marketed with the fruit gloop put in first and not stirred in which was called 'Fruit on the Bottom'.

Hope you had fun anyway!

Zhoen said...

Having see how a surgeon deals with hemorrhoids, a banana poultice sounds just fine. I started putting wheat germ in my hot cereal, and over time, this helped from the through-way. Not sitting much helps as well.