i'm reading a really really boring chapter on analytical methodology for urban planners. my fabulous roommate walks in.
moi: do you know the difference between a projection and a forecast?
mfr: a projection's on a wall and a forecast…
moi: ...is on the tip of a dick!!!
*i collapse in giggles*
mfr:… well, maybe on the tip of a broken dick.
moi: that is BRILLIANT!!!
*paroxysms of laughter ensue*