i'm describing to my fabulous roommate a certain somebody who bores me. somebody dull and always mildly unwashed and bland and… well, not my favourite person. not at all. i don't dislike her, i merely find her…unnecessary.
at first, i describe her as a long soft wet noodle. this mysteriously veers off into golf. that is never a good thing. i don't know anything about golf. i don't want to know anything about golf.
i try again.
moi: you know snuffleupagus from sesame street? she's like that. but taller. and hairless.
mfr: OH GOD! i HATE hairless animals!!!
methinks it's time to go to bed.