writing smut. seriously thoroughly dedicated to writing smut now. how did this happen?
20 December, 2011
why i possibly need to ease off the wine or never ever chat/skype with friends when drinking
moi: hi, i'm here with my friend and we're having wine. how you is/crusty juggler: what the what? thought you were out! moi: back here now. showed your pic to my roman friend/want to say hi?crusty juggler: ok, errrr Hi!moi: get om sjkyle crusty juggler: i'm not familair with S.J. Kyle, but I'll trymoi: skjyle?what the fuck?crusty juggler: that's the guy! then we talked on skype (apprently) then 10 more minutes elapsed. moi: sorry dude, i'm drunk. she's gone now and i have no recollection of phoning you.god, bboze is bador goodit makes you think happy unicorn thoughtsand rainbows out the asscrusty juggler: when did you phone me? you mean skype? if you mean skype which we just spoke on, then I think you should get thee to a hospital for alcohol poisoningmoi: shut up!!!phone/skypewhatevs! is all techonlololologycrusty juggler: okay! you do remembe the past 10 minutes though, no?moi: what?why?what happened?crusty juggler: we conversed on skypewe said important thingsmoi: oooh!imporrant thangs! crusty juggler: dude! you are so wasted!moi: that sounds... impirrantpossiblyi haven't had much to drink latelycrusty juggler: maybe that's why T was ignoring your calls...moi: so we only had 1.5 bottle of wine, IF thatcrusty juggler: sometimes it only takes a wee bit! moi: especially if you haven't had any booze in like a weekwhich is moihard to believe, i knowi like my roma friend, she is nicecrusty juggler: EXXactly. anyway, Rome friend sounds nice - although I hope you only showed her the good photos of memoi: also, she is not drinkig as much as usual. you only take GOOD photosfuck!crusty juggler: Right!anyway, i hope she's not a bad drink influcencemoi: you is seriously nice looking what with your metabolism and blue eys and allcrusty juggler: i am pretty great.moi: don't know which way that goes. you are!!! crusty juggler: uh-huh.moi: uh0hcrusty juggler: what'd you do?moi: uh - HUHcrusty juggler: ohmoi: whaddya mean?crusty juggler: this is a great conversation. transcripts please!moi: wanna talk like for realz?oh yes.crusty juggler: ok, lemme get on itmoi: fuck.call?skjpeuuueee?crusty juggler: yarpyarp againmoi: yarp