2. i have had one glass of wine and feel totally hooped. you can hardly blame it on lack of practice. hey! i know! let's blame the fact that i spent all day on an open-computer exam on jurisprudence. no, i don't know what that is either, and i got 97% on the exam! and it only took me 7 hours! 7 hours of perusing government websites, dental hygiene publications on ethics, continuing competence (i promise to continue to be competent!), restricted duties and all manner of fun and exciting things that are even duller than teeth. imagine that: duller. than. teeth. i know!
3. i have (re)discovered a sympathetic soul recently who not only has a strikingly similar taste in music, films and highly inappropriate humour, but also manages to lust after the exact same fictional men. there is also the bonus of her being a hoot and then some! this sort of thing is rare and i appreciate it. i really, really do. she got me addicted to black books and i strongly encourage you to go and get yourself a fix. seriously now. GO!
4. a and i have come up with a couple of things that hipsters have failed to appropriate in their annoying ironic way: acid-wash jeans and comb-overs. if you're a hipster who's had it with the 80's glasses and tiny john deere t-shirts, have at'er. and i'm not talking about skinny acid-wash jeans either (a just informed me she spied one in vancouver on a recent outing): it's got to be the real thing, all tapered and acidy and hideous. as for the ironic comb-over, i think it's an idea whose time has come. come on, COME ON!!!
5. this. (tony, the vocalist is martina sorbara. go figure! she's shaved her armpits too!) i cannot stop listening to it. see 1. above. i can totally see myself rhythmically shedding my mukluks to this tune. in fact, once you go away, i will crank up my i-pod and rock out in the kitchen. oh yeah.