5 minutes ago on skype:
moi: you have to watch this. it's hilarious. a gave it to me.
mr. monkey: she's into british humour, is she?
moi: yes, most definitely. we watched hot fuzz together. it was hilarious.
mr. monkey: yes, i saw it. it was very good.
moi: you saw it and never told me about it? if i see a good movie i tell you about it!
mr. monkey: yes. generally, i'm a bastard.