stuff: guaranteed to make those on your list happy as a pig in shit.
shiny stuff: increases the recipient's satisfaction tenfold (scientifically proven FACT).
put an i in front of it (i-stuff™): you will be their favourite family member for
years weeks to come.
blatantly expensive stuff: oh yeah, baby! now you're talking. nookie guaranteed (unless wildly inappropriate.)
regifted stuff: the only kind of stuff i can honestly get behind (i like to call it, "finding a loving home for the monstrosity which makes me weep in the night but brings tears of joy to your eyes") but is likely to have you labelled cheap and/or lazy
i hope this has helped you as much as it has helped me. now get out there, and get yourself a sparkly little smidgeon of happiness while supporting the economy! that's right! why be a minimalist left leaning part of the problem, when you can be a consumerist right thinking part of the solution?
*loophole - that which can be drunk or eaten or in any other way made to go away quickly is entirely acceptable.