mr. monkey: you watch out, woman! i've just gotten my inspiration! you misbehave and i'll put soap in a sock, too!
mr. monkey: ...except i'll use liquid soap.
*yes, i realise i am the only person of my generation who did not watch it when it came out due, most likely, to some ridiculous born-again-christian** qualms.
**yes, i do realise it's hard to believe. still, it's true.