why, oh why, are we not naming our children ethel? what's wrong with floyd, beryl, mavis and mildred? could there be anything cuter than a tiny organic-cotton clad darling who answers to norman? i say, go beyond the matildas and phineases, and move on to the truly hideous. if you're famous, people will think you're cool. if you're not, they'll think you're cruel, but that's what parenting is all about, no?
*some would say they are overpaid morons hopped up on too much botox, cristal and coke snorted from paris hilton's navel, and who am i to argue?