recently, from a hotel website:
"room is modified to meet the needs of those with different abilities"
what, exactly, are those abilities to which they so cryptically refer? x-ray vision? the ability to converse with the dead? contortionism? maintaining sang froid in the face of belligerent customers? perhaps that rare ability to juggle three coconuts, a chainsaw and a lactating rhesus monkey?
these days every special interest group gets a room.