07 January, 2010

unicycling through fire

recently, from a hotel website:

"room is modified to meet the needs of those with different abilities"

what, exactly, are those abilities to which they so cryptically refer? x-ray vision? the ability to converse with the dead? contortionism? maintaining sang froid in the face of belligerent customers? perhaps that rare ability to juggle three coconuts, a chainsaw and a lactating rhesus monkey?

these days every special interest group gets a room.

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