they itch, they last several days and then they go away. i suspect the spider that has been lurking around the apartment acting all innocent, whistling and looking off into the middle distance whenever i glance in his direction, but even then - why just the left arm? is it more delicious? is it juicier? firmer? does it have a stronger, more full-bodied aroma?
i have no idea how to end this entry, seeing as it is all manner of dull and lacks a coherent dénouement.
ok, go make your own dénouement, people, i've got things to do.