02 December, 2009

the anatomy of alcoholism lite

mr. monkey just poured me a glass of no name bailey's (o'shaugnessey's? patty'o cream? irish spring? whatever.)

first sip: mmmmm...smack, smack...hm...do i detect a hint of bitterness?

second sip: mmmmm...ok, a little bitter.

third sip: hm, definitely bitter..ish.

fourth sip: bitter? maybe a wee bit bitter...but mmmm...

fifth sip: what the fuck, bitter or not, it's irish cream...mmmmm...

sixth sip: mmmmm...a bit bitter...but mmmmmm.

seventh sip: all gone!


no bitter aftertaste was recorded.
off to bed.
got to work tomorrow.
imagine, two days in a row.
oh the humanity!

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