07 November, 2009

sir david attenborough has left the room

mister monkey, out testing his newly refurbished bike, ran in and told me there were two male deer fighting next door. 

by the time i got there, they'd stopped butting heads but kept eyeing each other like a couple of drunk skinheads armed with broken beer bottles in some back alley. every once in a while they'd issue a threatening bleat that sounded almost exactly like the kind of pre-diarrheal fart that has you checking your pants. 

you learn something new every day. nature, i salute you!

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