i made it, using the 1.5 cups of dried green split peas that were lurking among my dry goods. i can add it to my resume but i shall not make it again* and i most certainly will not consume it again. 48 hours of regular periodic ass bleatings produced by us in tandem made sure of that.
*don't get me wrong, i'm a decent cook and my soup was as good as split pea soup can be. nevertheless, it remained split pea soup.