because what i was craving, we didn't have (i didn't know what precisely i was craving, just that we didn't have it), i started going through our dry goods and, lo and behold, amidst the vast quantities of dried chinese fungus and various legumes, spicy cheddar shortbread squiggles! which are so good! especially when consumed with port! which we have! and so i did! yummy yummy supper.
fuck you, gas inducing unattractive pea soup. fuck. you.