08 September, 2009

flora and fauna and hearing difficulties

last night in bed, after mister monkey came back from his eucalyptus scented shower:

moi: (sniffing mr. monkey around the neck) mmmm, you smell like a koala bear.
some smooching ensued
moi: blech! from the mouth you smell like a wino!
mr. monkey: a what?
moi: a wino!
mr. monkey: a rhinoceros?
mo: no, a street drunk.

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