09 September, 2009

die schweinegrippe of the soul

  1. general feeling of spiritual malaise? check.
  2. two days of nausea-inducing migraine? got it!
  3. desire to eat every edible (and semi-edible) item in our house and in all the houses in the neighbourhood? yup.
  4. bleak outlook on life, future, possibility of house selling, career change, surviving into old age? absolutely!
ladies and gentlemen, i do believe the little pink pills do not lie: PMS, welcome. make yourself at home, hone my bitchiness and increase my naturally occurring suicidal tendencies and don't forget to shut the door on your way out in a week, you bastard.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Join the club.