mr. monkey: you know what i'd like with my hummus? some nicely julienned cucumber sticks...
moi: (looking around at the rather complete lack of knife in car)...
mr. monkey: ?
moi:(grabbing the cucumber, lightly using my incisors to break the skin and forming something somewhat but not entirely unlike slices) SNAP!
mr. monkey: i asked for julienned sticks not chew medallions, woman!
moi: snarf! chew medallions! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SNAP! here's another one.
mr. monkey: (sullenly chewing)