13 August, 2009

dat paper iz fer ijits

why does the sun* insist on front pages with screaming headlines of carnage pasted on completely unrelated pictures? 

a recent headline hollered something about a rapist while the picture (of a slightly creepy looking man standing in the shadows) turned out to be the police spokesman. 

today's headline proclaimed something about the heartbreak of a father and daughter killed in a horrific car crash. the picture? two extremely flexible girls doing acrobatic stunts on top of each other. if that's a car crash i know a few guys who want in. 

* edmonton's go-to newspaper for the semi-illiterate: 78% car ads, 20% pictures of semi-nude young honeys, 2% text.

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