bob (cheese product aging manager): mabel, 'ave you seen the cheese? don't seem to recall where i put it. i think it might be done right about now.
mabel (executive assistant to cheese product aging manager): not rightly sure, bob. i think i might have seen it last month in the janitorial supplies closet...behind the mop bucket.
thank goodness for careful aging. far less hair and rat droppings that way.