in ottawa, i wanted to enter a friend's number. his name begins with POU, which my phone immediately took to mean POULTRIES. have you ever seen the word poultry pluralized? i know i haven't. even my macbook spellcheck is having trouble with it, but it works for my crazy little phone.
recently i began entering another friend's number. his name begins with FIS. what did i get, my little chickens (poultries?)? no, not fish. not fisher. i got FISCHERSPOONER. 'cause that's so immediately obvious.
i can't wait to enter new people into my phone just to see what the crazy little machine comes up with.