31 July, 2009

all graceful and shit

today i dropped a loaded paintbrush (twice, no, thrice) and a spoon covered in yogurt. i also banged my head forcefully on the low bit of ceiling on the basement staircase.
but i'll have you know, i did it all beautifully, with much grace and poise.

the "fuck" that followed each and every one of these balletic moments, was clearly enunciated and spoken in a well-modulated genteel tone, to go with all the grace and poise, of course.

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