05 June, 2009

oh the humanity

i have a deep half moon shaped scar on my left hand from a crystal wineglass that decided to split in two in my hand.

two nights ago i was walking down the hallway, tripped on the laundry basket and careened into the doorframe where i did something extremely painful to my right ankle bone which is sore to this day.

three minutes ago i walked by the coffee table and stubbed not one but 4 toes.

i am now about to go to a boot camp work-out. if i die by running head first into a picnic table, i want to thank you for everything you have ever done for me. if you have never done anything for me, you're a jerk.

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