30 April, 2009

spam, spam, spam, spam

recent spam: "a genuine male in bed is always ready"

aside from a slight grammatical off-ness (shouldn't he be always ready in bed?), i find this misleading or at least confusing. what is this male ready for? why is he in bed? should i call the police? get a restraining order? do i know him? 

or is it a misspelled "mail-in bed"? so that the minute i send my cheque or money order they're gonna mail me a bed. i think i like this better. 



breakfast time!

edit note:
another hour, another version, even more grammatically creative but just as baffling - ready for what, exactly?
"a true male in bed is all the time ready"

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