let's not get into it*.
mister monkey is now home, sitting on the toilet engaging in his favourite toilet activity which is reading gigantic boring history books.
there is white stuff on the ground outside (good job, environment canada, off by 3 days but you finally managed to predict something).
the house is quiet and there are apple pears on the fruit platter.
in a word: good night.
*this is not a tease, there is no story, i am PMSing and want to eat the world. the end.