just yesterday i pulled a classic and, following a bout of exercise, i popped into the mac's and bought a bag of cheetos. i looked at that bag and a bag of doritos but the doritos had 10 more calories per pack, and shit! i can't take that! gotta make the responsible choices, me!
and just so you know, the number of times in the last decade that i have purchased junk food intended specifically for me will equal roughly twice per annum. i do not do junk food.
tonight i am going out with one group of girls from work for dinner and drinks. tomorrow i will repeat the procedure with another group. i think i will attempt a repeat performance of "one half litre of wine, no more, so help me god" so that i can take off my own pants when i come back home. keep your fingies crossed.
also, i think i will have one of each and every item on earl's menu. and then ask for some bread on the side. and dessert. and fries. and does that come with cheezies?