an exchange, with mister monkey trying to feed me some of his esoteric tomato soup*
moi: what are the white bits?
moi: what are the black bits?
both: erupt in paroxysms of giggles
... after a while ...
moi: no, seriously! what are the black bits?
mr.m: there are black bits?
*mr. monkey's tomato soups comprise pretty much anything even vaguely tomatoey or red, that happens to be sitting in the fridge or pantry. previous occupants of mr. monkey's tomato soup include, but are not limited to, salsa, hot sauce, tomato paste, pasta sauce, HP sauce, ketchup, yogurt, and the mysterious black bits (probably herbs - we will never know)