29 October, 2008

gimme some of that smokin' hot porn

i recently placed a large-ish completely sperm-of-the-moment order at amazon and was horrified to discover that a small but important portion of it was sent to my old address. when i wrote to complain i was told by a snarky correspondence-monkey to "get an address change at the post office when i move." gee, thanks, snarky correspondence-monkey, i never knew that. also, can i have some practical advice, seeing as i moved over a year ago?

luckily the movie i ordered has just been returned so they will re-send it to my new address. either the new owner of our beloved condo is a truly honest and upstanding citizen who would never gleefully rip into a free amazon dvd, or (and i prefer this version for my mental picture) he is a religious nutbar* who figured the dvd was porn.

the movie in question is a small budget australian film called "better than sex," starring the ever droolicious david wenham. although there might be a fair number of bare genitalia present, the movie is not porn; it is a charming little flick about a one night stand that grows into something more.

the other missing movie is called "the double life of veronique" and i hope that the new condo owner figures it for a dirty flick about a buxom brunette who is an accountant by day, and a dominatrix by night. or that his honesty prevails.




*one of the few religious nutbars, that is, who is not busy jerking his gherkin to kiddie porn every morning after bible study.

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