20 October, 2008


all hallows eve is upon us again, as evidenced by the tasteful presence of orange garbage bags on north america's front lawns.

why go to all the trouble of carving actual pumpkins with your actual offspring when glad does the job for you? why waste time on creative decorating when you can toss a few trashbags in your front yard and still have time for a molson canadian in the garage?

which begs the question: why doesn't the garbage bag industry expand its decorating franchise? take it indoors even! "honey, look! the glad kitchen catchers come in micro-suede! perfect for our reading nook!"

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