buick has a new luxury vehicle named the lucerne, because when naming luxury automobiles nothing springs to mind like swiss fields of alfalfa, plump cows grazing, snow-capped mountains surrounding a lake shimmering in the distance. i don't know though, the car looks nothing like alfalfa, maybe it's the bovine factor...
hell, if i had a luxury vehicle to name, i'd name it canola: sleek! yellow! good for the heart!
moi, i've always been partial to ford's dental instruments line: the probe and the explorer, both pointy metal things you probably don't much enjoy having in your mouth, but as car names go? couldn't get better. though the probe always tends to conjure up images of alien abductions, arguably even less pleasant than the semi-annual visit with your dental professional.
what would you name a car? extra points for unintentional anal references.