18 August, 2008

geography for dummies

mr. monkey (telling friends about the loveliness of the quebec countryside): it's a lot like austria.

moi: dude! you've never been to austria! i lived there for over a year. it looks nothing like austria!

mr. m: it is, however, what i'd imagine austria looks like if i had to imagine what austria looked like.

moi: and dude? you'd be so wrong!!!

mr.m: i don't care.


apparently there is one man on the face of this planet who has never watched "the sound of music." i married that man.

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