mr. monkey (telling friends about the loveliness of the quebec countryside): it's a lot like austria.
moi: dude! you've never been to austria! i lived there for over a year. it looks nothing like austria!
mr. m: it is, however, what i'd imagine austria looks like if i had to imagine what austria looked like.
moi: and dude? you'd be so wrong!!!
mr.m: i don't care.
apparently there is one man on the face of this planet who has never watched "the sound of music." i married that man.