i just took a post-work blood-removal shower during which i made faces at the showerhead, like the dude was giving me attitude. i snarled. i shook my head. i even suddenly turned around to catch it making faces at me. imagine, a shower head giving me lip like that!
in the end i gave up in disgust at the sheer bloodymindedness of inanimate objects.
i wanted to end this post with the announcement that i am not insane, but then again, how the hell would i know?