today i had a brilliant idea that probably will never see the light of day. still, one can dream...
being a typical bleeding heart liberal, i am appalled by the number of inmates rotting in america's jails. where they should be is getting fresh air and exercise in chain gangs, cleaning the roadsides of the trash that increasingly defines our civilisation's glorious progress.
the inmates on death row, instead of facing inhumane injections/hangings/electrocutions, should be put to good use and fed to the starving polar bears, thereby contributing something to the planet. judging by the number of death row inmates and the popularity of gun-related crime in america, the bears' extinction could be deferred indefinitely.