07 May, 2008


why is it that so many teenyokels are impregnating each other and bringing forth more yokelings into this already filled-to-overflowing-with-a-frightening-variety-of-yokels world?

have these people not heard of birth control and abortion? have their parents not heard of birth control or abortion (well no, look at their children, all born and stuff. duh!)? these teenyokels cannot brush their teeth on a daily basis. do they not realise that babies require regular feedings? sheesh...

and lest you are shocked by my somewhat hitlerian views, let me tell you: fort mac is a veritable petri dish of what happens when a bunch of stupid ugly people decide to do the nasty and make more stupid ugly people. and then they all grow up and buy trucks.

speaking of which, today i was almost mowed down by a young yokel driving a huge pimped out truck (it always seems to be a dodge ram - what is it? a free lobotomy with every purchase?) in the parking lot of mcdonald's. i can't thing of a more ignoble death. except maybe to be flattened by a hummer in a wal-mart parking lot.


the Dude said...

Wait a minute. You were in the drive-thru at MacDonald's?

the polish chick said...

i was WALKING by the mcdonald's that is next door to the office, thankyouverymuch.

and don't judge me just because i consume roughly two fishboogers per annum.

oh hell, judge me.

Anonymous said...

Why can't the Americans use the general Fort Mac for open air atomic bomb testing while your on your weekend out of town? Remove a few yokels. Gawd knows, people there already deal with weather and environment akin to nuclear winter. Win win.

the polish chick said...

i would hardly want mass death and destruction. i was kind of hoping (stupidly, i admit) for enlightenment and a change of heart.
besides, there are a tonne of bears around here. i would never want to nuke bears.