03 April, 2008

interrectual

i don't believe in either electricity or the internet.

oh, sure, i use them much like one uses a magic genie, pressing a button and hoping something will happen, and nine times out of ten it does, but i don't believe in them on anything other than a purely practical level.

several people have tried to explain to me the way it all works but you've gotta be crazy to believe that a bunch of subatomic bits (don't believe in those either!) running around in a negative mood can create this thing we call electricity. and a bundle of 1's and 0's allowing me to download the latest picture of daniel craig's bare bits? riiiight...like i said: magic.

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