which is totally untrue.
how love works at our house:
mr. monkey: oooh, i think club monaco* has that hat that i want on sale** by now!
moi: don't you think you have enough hats? and all you ever wear is that funny looking one!
mr. m: don't diss my favourite hat, woman!
moi: it looks like a fucking bucket!
mr. m: YOU look like a fucking bucket!!!
* i have created a monster who likes to shop at quality establishments. when we started out he wore the t-shirts that you got at superstore when you spent over $200 in groceries.
**but like a good monster he carries his master's torch for good quality merchandise AT A REASONABLE PRICE.