why is it that ALL my spam is trying to make my penis larger? good god, do they not realise that had i actually a penis i would have long ago succumbed to the seduction of their very intelligent, literary and highly stylish marketing campaign and gotten myself a MEGADIK?
what happened to african bankers trying to set me up with an offshore account full of millions? i hear about this all the time and, damnit, i want in!
what about "authentik" designer watches?
i am certain there must be more to spam than larger privates, but if there is, i ain't seen hide nor hair of it and frankly i am a little upset.
tell me, men, is your mailbox cluttered with ads for feminine hygiene products and nipple cream?