15 February, 2008

bake for one hour on high

do you believe in angels? 'cause if you do, you're not alone. apparently a disturbingly large number of americans believe in angels.

if we get right down to the nitty gritty of it, the winged cupid is more mythological than biblical, and i don't recall much mention of nightgowned fliers in the bible. but i love the way people will believe in the disneyfied vision of the universe. hey, i think i'll take up believing in mermaids! they beat angels hands down, because they have perky boobies and red hair!

personally, i find the thought of a winged celestial being watching my every move decidedly disconcerting. for one, i often have gas.

and what if you are allergic to feathers?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

As for mermaids, they have angels beat hands down. I would like one.