writing smut. seriously thoroughly dedicated to writing smut now. how did this happen?
17 January, 2008
beg, borrow, and turnip
i have been exchanging regular emails with our realtor, p, so i was surprised recently to receive an answer to my question signed "candy, p's ass." as far as i know i have never corresponded with anyone's ass before, and i find this slightly strange. alas, this would explain the poor grammar and spelling mistakes. also, does everyone name their ass?