do you have any idea how difficult it is to come up with titles that have absolutely nothing to do with what i am about to write? well, ok, that aspect of it is easy, what with my absolute and total ignorance of the forthcoming topic and all, but it is still difficult to come up with fun creative titles that will ensure that people who are looking up important stuff on google will find my blog instead!
in other news: stuff! now available in green! yummeh!
it saddens me to report that i have absolutely nothing to report. nothing. zilch. nada. nic. bubkes. zero.
god, dumbass brain!
7 exclamation points: a new low has been reached.