from my spam folder:
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good god. why do i even bother blogging when i can just copy and paste these linguistic and thematic gems? but yes, i do feel discontent whenever i realise i actually have no phallus and cannot pee standing up. damn.
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which makes me ask: who's looking at my dick, yo?
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