"your longer penis will probe deeper searching those special nerve endings"
hell, i didn't even realise i HAD a penis, and now i have a longer one, one ever curious, one stalwart in pursuit of scientific knowledge about not just any nerve endings, but special ones! my longer penis rocks!
don't you wish that you
had a longer penis too?
all this after a mister monkey company beer and pizza night where i blurted out "hi, i have a large cock!" during one of those little lulls in the general conversation. (i was giving pick-up line ideas to one of the guys, ok?)